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Him: What are you doing?
Her: Oh, I'm undressing, just about to shower.
Him: *drops soda* evil... sonava'...
2.
Him: School is for fools.
Her: Shut up and go to college.
Him: What for? A fucking truck driver can earn more then a doctor.
Her: Okay, then I am going to be a stripper, They earn a lot, and I am sure everyone would love me.
Him: -_-"
Her: So be it.
Him: I will go to college...
3.
Her: Honey, would you mind taking out the trash? I'm tired.
Him: Oh... not now okay?
Her: If you don't do it you are sleeping on the sofa.
Him: Okay.
Her: And I am not cooking anymore.
Him: McDonalds has take out now.
Her: Yeah? Then no more se-
*he runs out to take the trash*
4.
Him: No.
Her: Yes.
Him: No, lol.
Her: YES.
Him: No way.
Her: You will do as I say motherfucker, like it or not!
Him: Yes dear...
5.
*noises from across some walls*
Him: Jesus, the neighbours are having sex again...
Her: Yeah. Want to give the competition?
Him: Sure, let me open the window first.
6.
-Wow, I can't believe that. I have to see it with my own eyes.
-I'm guessing you'll also want to touch it right?
-Yes, and see how bloody it is.
-Well, not really bloody anymore, I was poked long ago.
...Jesus and Judas. WHAT are you talking about?
)7.
-Pull my finger
-No way dude, you're gonna fart.
-No no, pull my finger.
-Dude, just go away.
*gets out a gun*
-PULL MY FINGER OR I PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!
8.
Her: So, how big is it?
Him: It's over nine THOUSAND! *laughs*
Her: How is this funny?
Him: Well, Dragon Ball-
Her: Yes, you need balls. Just admit it, it's small. This is what I get for dating nerds.
Him:
NOTE: Some are not conversations i had or heard, but conversations that take place every day.
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