Conversations

Weird conversations I heard or had

#1
*boy hugs blond, TESCO*
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: Who cares, you can have more.
Girl: Uhmm, no

#2
Me: I think it will look good on her.
Aunt: I think she will look good on you.
Me: Ha ha, yeah... *awkward*

#3
*beach, store, little kids comes*
Kid: What can I get for 100 forints?
Me: Nothing.
Kid: 200?
Me: A water gun.
Kid: The big or the small?
Me: The small one.
Kid: How much is the bigger one?
Me: 300.
Kid: And if I give 200?
Me: Then you get the smaller one.
*goes away, comes back with 600 forints*
Kid: I will buy a big one and a small one.
Me: Okay, that is 500. *gives 100 back*
*kid goes away, comes back after 2 minutes*
Kid: Can you take the big one back?
Me: May I ask why?
Kid: My dad won't let me get the big one. I will trade for a smaller one.
Me: Okay *gives the 100 difference to the kid*
*the kid takes a smaller one, but keeps searching*
Me: What are you looking for.
Kid: Well I want to trade my gun.
Me: You just did.
Kid: But I want a bigger one.
Me: You just brought a big one back.
Kid: ???
Me: YOU GOT A BIG AND SMALL ONE *calms down* You got the big one traded for a small one, your dad won't let you get the big one, the small one is in your hand, bye.
*kid goes away*

#4

Uncle: You know, too much self pleasure can cause hear loss.
Guy: What?
Uncle: Exactly
*everyone laughs*

#5
Client: Well I need window films on a VW bus.
Uncle: What kind?
Client: It has all the extras. Mobile steering wheel, ash tray.
???
Client: ...seats by the window.
Uncle: Why do I even know you...

#6
Cotton candy lady: So you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yes.
Aunt: Is the sex good?
Me: What?
Aunt: That is the most important thing in a relationship.
CC lady: You know, at this age, you should not be tied up to one girl. When you get older, you will want to know how other girls are.
Me: But -
Aunt: Yeah, what she doesn't know doesn't hurt her.
Me: Why are we talking about this?

#7
Me: I love playing with knives.
Me: and fire...
Aunt: You sure had a great childhood.