top 10 "straight up" songs

Tired of songs fucking about with poetics? Like Madonna singing about sex, but in a way that no one can really understand. Or Kelis with "Milkshake". Can't she just say "I am a hot slut and everyone knows where I live".

Well, I have got some songs that you can't not understand.

Gunther - Ding ding dong

Gunther is known for his sex songs. But this one is straight up. Touching my penis makes me happy.


Lene Alexandra - My boobs are OK

Why bother saying how pretty you are, when you can just say you got a nice rack and never need to work.
Well Alexandra, they are surely a fine pair. Keep on giving blonds a bad name.


Sin With Sebastian - Shut up and sleep with me

Young Sebastian here has a point. We are young and free, let us have std's. Or something like that.



Rammstein - Pussy

You have a pussy... and so on go the lyrics. The video is just a porno. I wonder what their wives said...
Anyways, the video can't be posted here but you can search for it on *tedlube*. Just search Rammstein. And be sure you lock the room.

Lustra - Scotty Doesn't Know

From the movie "EuroTrip", this is a nice way of breaking some bad news to someone. Soon, songs will be like: "Johnny knocked me up, I am keeping the baby. You gonna pay me child suppoooooort!"



Nickelback - Animals

Ah yes, my own favs. An explicit story about gettin it on.
Really, I loved it since it came out. The guitar... lol, came.




The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Ah, "TBG" has many great songs like Chasey Lane, but "the bad touch" is a song that takes me back to when I was 6 and monkeys were fucking on the national music channel.




Eamon - Fuck it

He says it all, bitch, just go away. No stuff like "it was not meant to be".




Mousse T - Horny

She is horny.




Nine Inch Nails - Closer

This song first reached my ears on a ShoutCast radio and creeped me out. It is just sick. I mean, come on! Lol co-
The video is like a tribute to Satan, the song is extremely disturbing. It sounds like rape to me.